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“What I Want” 30 Rock

I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother.

And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching LOST.

And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross.

I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks, as needed, like I do.

I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince.

And I want him to genuinely like me even when I’m old. And that’s what I want.

Liz Lemon

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